Monday, December 31, 2007

Attention Birmingham:

We have been invaded by inhabitants of the Windy City.

But do not be alarmed, we have lured them into the containment unit on Oxmoor Road also known as the HoJo.

Armed with liquid-filled metal projectiles and burning sticks, the Maid of Dishonor and her treacherous Bride guard the doors of this aquarium-like prison.

They are the warriors of the 4th Wedding, filled with spitfire and vengeance and protected by a impenetrable, flame-retardant combination of nylon and polyester handed to them by the Gods. Do not fear, Dear Citizens. You are well protected.


I can't stop listening to Gene Krupa's Drums, Drums, Drums

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